Smells Like Absolutely Not Scented Soy Candle | Funny Candle Gifts

Soft light, a quiet evening, and a jar that smells like exactly what you need—calm. These hand-poured soy candles come in amber or clear glass with a matte black lid and a simple, cheeky label that reads like the mood: gentle, honest, and a little wry. Choose from rich Vanilla Bean, herbal Eucalyptus Lavender, warm Comfort Spice, Spiced Pumpkin Ginger, bright Sea Breeze, cooling Fresh Balsam, floral Honeysuckle, tangy Pink Grapefruit, or an Unscented option for glow without fragrance. Each candle uses 100% natural soy wax from USA-farmed beans and a 100% cotton eco-wick for a clean, steady burn. The glass jar is reusable for small planters, storage, or decor once the wax is gone. Thoughtful, low-toxicity materials and long burn times make these candles an easy way to shift the atmosphere—whether you’re canceling plans and nesting in, setting a calm workspace, or layering scents through the seasons.

Product features
- Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax from USA-farmed soybeans
- 100% cotton eco-wick for a clean, steady burn
- Available sizes: 9oz (50–60 hr) or 4oz (25–30 hr)
- Choice of scents (Vanilla Bean, Eucalyptus Lavender, Comfort Spice, Spiced Pumpkin Ginger, Sea Breeze, Fresh Balsam, Honeysuckle, Pink Grapefruit) or Unscented
- Reusable amber or clear glass jar with black lid; non-toxic, eco-friendly ingredients

Care instructions
- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.